"Okay, Viggo, you know how the script goes. You've just been crowned King of what is essentially the free world. YOu've won all these battles, you've lost some friends, and now what comes might be the most fulfilling moment for you." Peter Jackson rubs at his neck. This is the last shot of the day, during the pickups for Return of the King, and ( Read more... )

Grima Wormtongue played with dolls. In the secrecy of his chamber, he kept four or five small figures--one was dressed in all black, one had soft, flaxen hair. When no one was watching, he acted out life as he would have had it. The Lady Eowyn came to him time and time again, seeking his counsel, his wisdom, his charm, his sexual prowess. Time and ( Read more... )

LotRiPS:EW/DM, rated on the strong side of PG-13 for swearing, suggestivity, innuendo, and a bit of anatomy.

( Good For You )

An Eowyn piece I found in my old stuff...just over a year old.There has only ever been one person to give me that light-headed, weak in the knees, dizzy feeling that I've come to call love. He is far beyond my grasp now, now and has always been. For a short time I believed him to be attainable, that it was possible for this giddiness in the pit ( Read more... )

I have no idea where this came from. Really. Orlando/Johnny and some Orlando/Viggo. PotC and the PR machine. Might end up in mateys.

( I was a lover for the world to woo )

My muse hasn't completely moved on! Hooray!

( all that jazz )

I hate trimming things for lotr_hundreds. But it must be done. Here's the full(er) version of my latest drabble...

( Answering Machines (BB/SA) )

( Domlijah )

Too long to be a drabble, unfortunately. But I find it cute in an odd sort of way.

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Dom woke up in Billy's room. Oh god, what a headache. He glanced at the clock - almost eleven.

Ugh.

He got out of bed and pulled on his jeans. Where was that shirt ( Read more... )

Have come to the realization that there's only one letter difference between Hobbie and Hobbit.

The plot bunnies begin to haunt me...